Don’t want to go to school

One Early morning a mother niwent to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.” MOM : “Give … Read the...

Electronics Shop

There’s this blonde who goes into an electronics shop, and asks the bloke in there if she can buy this TV. But the bloke says Sorry, we dont serve blondes. So she goes away, dyes her hair brown, and goes … Read the...

Twins

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly ‘Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. … Read the...

Pesawat Garuda

Ceritanya, Saddam Husein pengen nakut-nakutin seluruh dunia.CARANYA ? Dia memanggil panglimanya dan memerintahkan supaya seluruh pesawat yang ada dilapangan Baghdad dipasangin bom waktu. Panglima : “Seluruhnya pak Saddam?” … Read the...

Tragedi WTC

Pada saat tragedi WTC 9/11 yang banyak memakan korban orang amerika ternyata ada orang Indonesia yang selamat dari peristiwa tersebut… Hal tersebut menarik perhatian Oprah untuk mewawancarai orang Indonesia yang selamat itu: Oprah : “Anda luar biasa...