Don’t want to go to school

Apr 29, 2008 | Joke | 0 comments

One Early morning a mother niwent to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.” MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want...

Electronics Shop

Apr 29, 2008 | Joke | 0 comments

There’s this blonde who goes into an electronics shop, and asks the bloke in there if she can buy this TV. But the bloke says Sorry, we dont serve blondes. So she goes away, dyes her hair brown, and goes back. Sorry, we dont serve blondes, the bloke says. So she...

Twins

Apr 29, 2008 | Joke | 0 comments

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly ‘Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they...

Pesawat Garuda

Apr 29, 2008 | Humor Umum | 0 comments

Ceritanya, Saddam Husein pengen nakut-nakutin seluruh dunia.CARANYA ? Dia memanggil panglimanya dan memerintahkan supaya seluruh pesawat yang ada dilapangan Baghdad dipasangin bom waktu. Panglima : “Seluruhnya pak Saddam?” Saddam : “Eh, Jangan. Ente...

Tragedi WTC

Apr 29, 2008 | Humor Umum | 0 comments

Pada saat tragedi WTC 9/11 yang banyak memakan korban orang amerika ternyata ada orang Indonesia yang selamat dari peristiwa tersebut… Hal tersebut menarik perhatian Oprah untuk mewawancarai orang Indonesia yang selamat itu: Oprah : “Anda luar biasa...