Makan Tabloid

Si Tina ( umur 7 tahun ) di suruh ibunya menjaga adiknya yang sedang bermain, karena ibunya sedang memasak. Ketika sedang bermain, si bayi makan tabloid hampir habis 1 halaman. Tentu saja si Tina kaget. Tina :”Ibu si Adik makan tabloid sampe mau habis !”....

Adu Teknologi

Akihito, Juergen, Michael dan Joko sedang berjalan bersama sama di suatu sore. Tiba tiba Akihito yang berasal dari Jepang menempelkan jari kelingking ke mulut dan jempol ke telinga dan berbicara seperti org sedang menerima telepon. Setelah selesai menerima telepon...

Student Insults

It’s impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. If this student were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week. The gates are down, the lights...

Remote attack

Any malicious attack that targets any computer other than the computer the attacker is currently logged on to. For example, the attacker can log on to a system but actually attack any computer or server on the same network.

Service Level Agreement

An SLA is a formally negotiated agreement between two parties. It is a contract that exists between customers and their service provider, client or between service providers. It records the common understanding about services, priorities, responsibilities, guarantee,...