Aug 22, 2008 | Joke |
Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question? Father: Sure, son. What’s the question? Son: What is politics? Father: Well, let’s take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let’s call me “Tony Blair.” Your...
Aug 21, 2008 | Joke |
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the...
Aug 21, 2008 | Joke |
A true story from the Japanese Embassy in US: Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill Clinton. The instructor told Mori ” Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President...
Aug 21, 2008 | Joke |
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, “You know, I’ve been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!’. The other woman...
Aug 21, 2008 | Joke |
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson. “I’ll say a letter of the alphabet and you give me a word that starts with that letter. Let’s begin. A” All the children raise their hands, but little Johnny was almost...
Aug 21, 2008 | Joke |
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon… Demon: Why so glum chum? Guy: What do you think? I’m in hell. Demon: Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down...
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