Air India

Surinder’s uncle was booked into an SIA flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an airplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place. When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, the uncle declared loudly, “I...

Lawyers are clever

An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside. “I have always heard that you can’t take it with you. But I want to disprove that theory,” he said. “I have $90,000 under my mattress, and...

Farmer and mule

An old country farmer with serious financial problems bought a mule from another old farmer for $100, who agreed to deliver the mule the next day. However, the next day he drove up and said, “Sorry, but I have some bad news: The mule died.” “Well,...

Drummer Trouble

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn’t improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, “When a musician just can’t handle his...

Pemeriksaan Kesuburan

Suatu pagi Mbah Bejo yang masih kuat, ke rumah sakit menemui seorang dokter untuk memeriksakan diri apakah masih subur atau tidak. Mbah Bejo : ?Pak dokter, saya ingin tau apakah saya masih subur atau tidak.? Dokter : ?Ooo? itu. Sekarang bapak bawa toples ini pulang,...

Udin dan Janda Muda

Mengandalkan kekayaan orangtuanya, walaupun sekolahnya drop-out, Udin tidak merasa rendah diri. Bahkan ia berhasil mengawini dengan bangga seorang janda muda yang cantik. Resikonya, sang istri kelihatan tidak pernah merasa puas. Dan saat ini Udin mulai mengungkapkan...