Ayah Tanya Nilai Ulangan

Pada suatu hari seorang Ayah menanyakan hasil ulangan kepada Anaknya Ayah: “Berapa nilai ulanganmu, nak?” Anak: “Sepuluh, Pak.” Ayah: ” Wah hebat benar anak bapak ini, kalau temanmu dapat nilai berapa.” Anak: “Kalau temanku...

Makan Bakso dan Sekrup

Pada Sabtu malam Minggu kemarin, Irwan bersama pacarnya Yoni membeli bakso di warung ‘Bakso Kota Jogja’ milik Bang Johan. Dengan uang pas-pasan Irwan melihat papan yang tertempel, kalau bakso itu hanya Rp.5.000 perak. Iwan: “Saya pesan dua mangkok,...

Orang Mabuk Berjalan Sebagian di Trotoar

Antok, malam itu mendapat giliran siskamling di lingkungannya. Dia melihat seorang pria yang tengah mabuk berat, berjalan diantara jalan aspal dan trotoar, kaki kirinya di atas jalan aspal, sedangkan kaki kanan di atas trotoar, sehingga jalannya terlihat lucu sekali....

Good laugh for Women

One day my housework challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine? “It depends,” I replied. “What does it say on your...

Parking

An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for. She was so upset that she went up to the man and said, “I was going to park there!” The man, being a...