Learn to Lie

Apr 4, 2008 | Joke | 0 comments

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan. “What was that for?” the man asked. The wife replied “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket”. The...

Ciri-ciri Cowok Bokek

Apr 4, 2008 | Humor Umum | 0 comments

1. Stay at home Tiba-tiba dia betah di rumah. Daripada mereka harus keluar rumah saat tak berduit, lebih baik dia menghabiskan waktu untuk tidur dan bersantai di rumah. Bebas biaya. 2. Kencan hemat Menonton DVD di rumah bisa menjadi pilihannya untuk kencan. Hanya...

Do you love someone this much?

Apr 3, 2008 | Joke | 0 comments

Girl: Slow down, I’m scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it’s not. Please it’s too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on...

Testing with “CHICKS”

Apr 3, 2008 | Joke | 0 comments

This is allegedly a true story. Engineers at a major aerospace company were instructed to test the effects of bird-strikes (notably geese) on the windshields of airliners and military jets. To simulate the effect of a goose colliding with an aircraft travelling at...

Hell

Apr 2, 2008 | Joke | 0 comments

An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks “What do they do here?” He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.Then they lay you on a...

Immigrant

Apr 2, 2008 | Joke | 0 comments

A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free...