Feb 27, 2008 | Joke |
A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his garden. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand. “How did you manage to...
Feb 27, 2008 | Joke |
Fred was in the hospital, near death; his family and friends were standing around the bed. As they stood there, Fred’s frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. One of the friends lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of...
Feb 27, 2008 | Joke |
A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the...
Feb 27, 2008 | Joke |
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you help me when you get home?” “Sure,” he replies. “What’s the problem?” “Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can’t even find the edge...
Feb 27, 2008 | Joke |
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender for some drinks: Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.” Bartender: “What is a B and C?” Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.” Redhead: “And, I’ll have a...
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