Tukang Becak

Dec 24, 2007 | Humor Umum | 0 comments

Suatu malam ada seorang tukang becak yang sejak sore tidak mendapat penumpang. Ketika ia dalam perjalanan pulang, ada seorang wanita yang memanggilnya. Lalu ia pun berhenti dan wanita itu pun naik. Tukang becak bertanya, “Mau kemana, ‘Dik?” Dan...

HP Baru

Dec 23, 2007 | Humor Umum | 0 comments

Si Paijo yang udik baru aja panen besar (maklum gak kena poso)pergi ke kota. Dia pengin banget beli handphone. Maka ia pergi ke counter hp. Paijo : Mbak, saya mau beli hp. Sales : Ini, Mas. Paijo : Lo, kok gak nyala? Sales : O, ini belum ada nomor kartunya, Mas. Mas...

Airlines Jokes

Dec 22, 2007 | Joke | 0 comments

Lufthansa Airlines Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain:”Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean”. The passengers were obviously...

How to ask the boss for a RAISE

Dec 21, 2007 | Joke | 0 comments

Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon .. Your$...

Bill Gates and Santa

Dec 20, 2007 | Joke | 0 comments

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Santa Singh an Indian (Punjabi) guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know...

15 Pieces of Advise for Woman

Dec 19, 2007 | Joke | 0 comments

1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in nappies. ********** 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. ********** 3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there. **********...