Farmer and mule

Dec 8, 2011 | Joke | 0 comments

An old country farmer with serious financial problems bought a mule from another old farmer for $100, who agreed to deliver the mule the next day. However, the next day he drove up and said, “Sorry, but I have some bad news: The mule died.” “Well,...

Sukin & Bolot

Dec 6, 2011 | Humor Umum | 0 comments

Alkisah ada cerita 2 orang Pengantar Mayat namanya Sukin & BoLot. Ketika dlm perjalanan mengantar mayat terjadi percakapan diantara keduanya Sukin: ‘cepet Lot Langite mendung.’ BoLot: ‘Hah !? Mayite mLembung?!’ Sukin: ‘Lot wes...

Drummer Trouble

Nov 17, 2011 | Joke | 0 comments

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn’t improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, “When a musician just can’t handle his...

Nenek masuk Lift

Nov 16, 2011 | Humor Umum | 0 comments

Seorang Nenek masuk lift hendak ke lantai 6. Di lantai 1 masuk gadis yg sangat harum. Nenek : “Selamat pagi…, baunya harum banget” Gadis :”Merk BVLGARY harganya 2 juta perbotol!” katanya pamer kepada nenek. Di lantai 2 masuk lagi seorangg...

Antrian Toko Sembako

Nov 16, 2011 | Humor Umum | 0 comments

Sebuah toko sembako besar mengadakan obral besar. Pagi2 benar sdh terlihat antrian panjang, org berjejal di depan pintu toko yg baru akan buka jam 9 pagi. Seorg lelaki tua tampaknya tdk sabar, dia memotong antrian paling dpn. Orang-orang yg antri kesal, “Hei!...

Ujian Susulan

Nov 12, 2011 | Humor Umum | 0 comments

Ada 4 orang mahasiswa yang kebetulan telat ikut ujian semester karena bangun kesiangan. Mereka lantas menyusun strategi untuk kompak kasih alasan yang sama agar dosen mereka berbaik hati memberi ujian susulan. Mahasiswa A: pak, maaf kami telat ikut ujian semester...