Oct 24, 2008 | Joke |
The difference between a duck and a co-pilot? The duck can fly. A check ride ought to be like a skirt. Short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover everything. Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. It only takes two things to fly: Airspeed, and money....
Oct 24, 2008 | Joke |
ANNOUNCEMENT Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about...
Oct 24, 2008 | Joke |
Once upon a time in a village in India, a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10. The villagers seeing there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10, but, as the supply...
Oct 24, 2008 | Joke |
Two guys are in a car. The driver comes to a stoplight and goes right through it. His friend says, “What are you doing?” The driver says, “It’s okay, my brother does it all the time.” They come up to another stoplight and they go right...
Oct 24, 2008 | Joke |
A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut....
Oct 24, 2008 | Joke |
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every...
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