How to Stay Young

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay “them.” 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the … Read the...

Detecting Radiator Problem

A radiator is a type of heat exchanger. It is designed to transfer heat from the hot coolant that flows through it to the air blown through it by the fan. Most modern cars use aluminum Radiators. These radiators … Read the...

Kinetic Idiocy

A couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon arrival, the doctor said that they had a new machine that would transfer by kinetic energy a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father. He asked … Read the...

Cure for a Cough

The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on his face. The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?”… Read the...

God and the Village Idiot

One day God was hanging out at the Pearly Gates with St. Paul. “I need to find someone to run for president,” he said after a while. Attentive to his boss’ needs, St. Paul started naming off a few qualified … Read the...