Drummer Trouble

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn’t improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, “When a musician just can’t handle his...

Prototype SMT Stencils

SMT stencils are quickly replacing traditional prototyping tools like breadboards for printed circuit board design and construction. Several important advantages of SMT stencils are: smaller components can be used, most SMCs are less expensive that through hole...

Nenek masuk Lift

Seorang Nenek masuk lift hendak ke lantai 6. Di lantai 1 masuk gadis yg sangat harum. Nenek : “Selamat pagi…, baunya harum banget” Gadis :”Merk BVLGARY harganya 2 juta perbotol!” katanya pamer kepada nenek. Di lantai 2 masuk lagi seorangg...

Antrian Toko Sembako

Sebuah toko sembako besar mengadakan obral besar. Pagi2 benar sdh terlihat antrian panjang, org berjejal di depan pintu toko yg baru akan buka jam 9 pagi. Seorg lelaki tua tampaknya tdk sabar, dia memotong antrian paling dpn. Orang-orang yg antri kesal, “Hei!...

Ujian Susulan

Ada 4 orang mahasiswa yang kebetulan telat ikut ujian semester karena bangun kesiangan. Mereka lantas menyusun strategi untuk kompak kasih alasan yang sama agar dosen mereka berbaik hati memberi ujian susulan. Mahasiswa A: pak, maaf kami telat ikut ujian semester...