One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home.

As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her
“Honey, would you give me a kiss ?”

Horrified, she replied, “Are you mad? My parents will see us!”

” Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?”
He asked grinning at her.

” No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?”

“Oh come on!

There’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”.

” No way, it’s just too risky!”

“Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?”.

” No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can’t!”.

“Oh yes you can. Please?”

” No, no. I just can’t” ” I’m begging you … ”

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and

The girl’s elder sister showed up in her pajamas, hair dishevelled,
And in a sleepy voice she said,

” Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need
Be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God’s sake and all of ours….