Two professors were out enjoying the fresh air one day. They were talking about their profession and the best things about it.

One said, “I really get satisfaction from motivating young people. I also like to know that I’m helping shape the next generation and it’s a real joy opening their young minds. I would have to say those are the three best things about teaching.”

“I disagree,” said the second. “For me, the three best things about teaching are June, July and August!”