Half Asleep

Ever notice you sometimes have the craziest thoughts when you’re half asleep? We came up with these amusing musings, also known as “Deep Thoughts,” also known as “What are you smoking?” 1. If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School,...

Lions

Eight-year-old Benny’s father took him to the zoo one afternoon. The boy asked his father all kinds of questions about the various animals they visited. They eventually came to the fenced-in preserve where they kept the lions. The father was explaining how...

Telegram

It was the morning of Ralph’s birthday and there was a knock on the door. “Who is it?” Bob asked. “Telegram!” was the reply. Enthusiastically, Ralph opened the door and asked the messenger boy, “Is it a singing telegram?”...

Software engineer and his wife

Husband – hey dear, I am logged in. Wife – would you like to have some snacks? Husband – hard disk full. Wife – have you brought the saree. Husband – Bad command or file name. Wife – but I told you about it in morning Husband...

Man vs Wife

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives. 1st: How yours look like? 2nd: She is 5″7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours? 1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!! ********** Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots...

Microsoft …

A pilot is flying a small, single-engine, charter plane with a couple of really important executives on board into Seattle airport. There is fog so thick that visibility is 40 feet, and his instruments are out. He circles looking for a landmark and after an hour, he...