Software engineer and his wife

Husband – hey dear, I am logged in. Wife – would you like to have some snacks? Husband – hard disk full. Wife – have you brought the saree. Husband – Bad command or file name. Wife – but I told you about it in morning Husband...

Husbands are husbands

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with he name Julie on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man...

Husband & Wife

Husband & Wife – Talk About Husband One woman told another : “My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?” ********* Husband & Wife...

Supplies

There was an Irishman, a Russian and a Japanese man, all set out on a journey looking for work. They go by a quiet little dusty town and see a sign advertising work in the local coal mine. The pay is great, so they go off and look for the boss. They find him and he...

Student Insults

It’s impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. If this student were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week. The gates are down, the lights...

Girlfriend vs Wife

Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Hand phone (HP) At home watch TV Go out bring HP. No money, sell TV. Got money change HP. Sometimes enjoy TV But most of the time play with HP. TV free for life HP, if you don’t pay, services terminated TV is big, bulky and...