Jul 27, 2008 | Joke |
1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole. 2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized? 3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can’t hold it in. 4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas,...
Jul 27, 2008 | Joke |
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, pal. You’re obviously drunk.” Our wasted friend asked, “Officer, are ya...
Jul 25, 2008 | Joke |
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout “PRAISE THE LORD!” Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout,...
Jul 25, 2008 | Joke |
After successfully passing the bar exam, a young man opened his own law office. One day he was sitting idle at his desk when his secretary announced that a Mr. Jones had arrived to see him. “Show him right in!” the lawyer replied. As Mr. Jones was being...
Jul 25, 2008 | Joke |
An elephant walks into a pub and orders a drink. He’s sipping his beer when a man starts playing the piano. The elephant looks over, and bursts into tears. “Why are you crying?” asks the barman. “Does the tune have some special significance for...
Jul 25, 2008 | Joke |
Two kangaroos were living in a zoo pen with a 20-foot high fence. One morning, both kangaroos were found wandering around the zoo, and were quickly put back in their pen, and the fence was put up to 30 feet. Next morning, they were found outside again, so the fence...
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