Aug 20, 2008 | Joke |
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, ‘Where did you get that truck???!!!’ He calmly told them, ‘I bought it today.’ ‘With what money?’ demanded his parents. They...
Aug 14, 2008 | Joke |
A blonde tried to sell her old car, but she was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with. The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to...
Jul 29, 2008 | Joke |
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay “them.” 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts,...
Jul 28, 2008 | Joke |
A couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon arrival, the doctor said that they had a new machine that would transfer by kinetic energy a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were...
Jul 28, 2008 | Joke |
The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on his face. The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?” The clerk says, “Well, he came in here at 7 A.M. to get...
Jul 28, 2008 | Joke |
One day God was hanging out at the Pearly Gates with St. Paul. “I need to find someone to run for president,” he said after a while. Attentive to his boss’ needs, St. Paul started naming off a few qualified candidates. “Nah, I want that...
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