Jul 4, 2008 | Joke |
A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and...
Jul 4, 2008 | Joke |
How a BOY withdraws cash from an ATM. 1. Park the car 2. Go to ATM Machine 3. Insert card 4. Enter PIN 5. Take money out 6. Take ATM Card out 7. Drive away ********* How a GIRL withdraws cash from an ATM 1. Park the car 2. Check makeup 3. Turn off engine 4. Check...
Jul 4, 2008 | Joke |
Two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey, they had an argument and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand: ‘Today my best friend slapped...
Jun 29, 2008 | Joke |
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, ‘Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free...
Jun 25, 2008 | Joke |
A redneck wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor told the redneck to jump out of the plane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go...
Jun 24, 2008 | Joke |
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of romaine lettuce A 2 lb. can of coffee A 1 lb. package of bacon As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk...
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