Jun 23, 2008 | Joke |
A sailor met a pirate, and they started to talk about their adventures at sea. The sailor noticed that the pirate had a peg leg, a hook, and a eye patch. The sailor asked, “So, tell me, how did you end up with the peg leg? The pirate replies, “We were in a...
Jun 23, 2008 | Joke |
Joke # 2 In a survey during the Clinton era, when teenagers were asked where they can get free condoms, 40% said at a free clinic, 16% said from a friend, and 44% said at the White House gift shop. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Joke # 3 Lemon...
Jun 23, 2008 | Joke |
There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn’t know what Johnny’s problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him. They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles...
Jun 23, 2008 | Joke |
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: “You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation, A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got...
Jun 23, 2008 | Joke |
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No vehicle was to enter unless it had the proper sticker on the windshield. Now, a huge Army car came up with a General seated in the back. The sentry yelled, “Halt, who goes there?”...
Jun 23, 2008 | Joke |
Universal law of Love: ” Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money ” ************* First law of Love: ” a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with...
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