Installing a Carpet

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he’d lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. ”No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of...

Letter from Mr. Bean to Bill Gates

“My Dear Mr. Bill Gates, I’ve bought a computer for my home and I’ve found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice: (1). There is a button ‘Start’ but there is no ‘Stop’ button. I request you to please check this. (2). One doubt is, whether any...

Salah Nanya

Seorang polisi sedang bertanya kepada terdakwa, seorang istri yang melakukan pemukulan kepada suami. Polisi : “apakah yang di katakan suami kepada anda pagi ini” Istri : “dia mengatakan, ‘sekarang sudah jam berapa Susan?” Polisi :...

Anak Gajah

Mamah .: Ayo kita mandi yook. (ajak Mamahnya sama anaknya yg lagi pinter ngomong). Anak : Ayo mamah…….(semangat……maklum doyan main air). Anak: Mah……klw yg di dalam perut Mamah apaan sih? (bawelnya mulai datang) Mamah:...