Wanita Kelipatan 8

Apa perbedaan wanita dari usia berikut? 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68? Di 8 – Kamu bawa ke tempat tidur, terus bacain cerita buat dia Di 18 – Kamu kasih cerita terus bawa ke tempat tidur Di 28 – Kamu tidak perlu kasih cerita untuk bawa dia ke tempat...

Jika Banci Jadi Pramugari

“….Ehemmm ehemm..yuhuuuu!!!…atensiong pliss…..Ledis en jentelmen, bekudis tempel semen, sesuai peraturan penerbangan, jadi eike mawar kasi liat cara pake itu sabuk yang ada di pinggang yey, baju buat mengapung-apung, dan masker oksigen dikala...

Brain Tumor

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I...

Why men wear ear rings?

I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer. A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in...

Robot

Budi adalah seorang profesor penemu ulung, dia berhasil menciptakan robot yang bisa mendeteksi kebohongan, dia membuat robot itu sedemikian rupa sehingga ketika mendengarkan kebohongan, sang robot akan langsung menampar si pembohong itu… Budi dengan bangga...

Jet Lee & Spielberg

Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his pal: “Hey! That’s Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he’ll come over to say “hi”. Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a punch on the nose. Jet Li:...