Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his pal:
“Hey! That’s Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he’ll come over to
Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a punch on the nose.
Jet Li: “Hey!! What’s that for?!”
Spielberg : “You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl
Jet Li : “I’m not Japanese! I’m Chinese!”
Spielberg : “Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you’re all the same!”
Spielberg walks back to the other side. Then Jet Li calmly walks over to
Spielberg and gives him a really heavy punch on the face.
Spielberg : “Hey! Wha’ that’s for….. !?!”
Jet Li : “YOU BLOODY *******! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!”
Spielberg : “No, I didn’t, an iceberg sank the Titanic!”
Jet Li : “Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you’re all the same!”