You are in China

A man went on a business to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids. He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player. Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, ‘What would happened if this does not work?’ The shopkeeper quietly...

The Loyal Wife

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, “When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my...

Interesting definitions

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree...

Two Guys? Brains?

Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One guy said to his friend, “Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow.” The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, the same guy asked his...

The Irish Diet

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds. When the Irishman returned, he...

Reuni Bapak-Bapak

Darsono, Wardi, Sugeng dan Jono janjian mengadakan reuni di Restoran yang ada tempat Karaokenya. Sambil makan, mereka berempat ber-bincang2 sambil bernostalgia. Setelah makan Darsono pamit meninggalkan teman2nya sebentar untuk nyanyi karaoke, “Minta lagu apa...