Eye Surgeon

While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman stormed up to her desk.. “Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday,” she complained. The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. “I assure you...

Salesman

Owner of a new departmental store called his new salesmen and told “Always remember that the customer is very important. He is the king. You have to explain patiently whatever he asks and please remember ‘Whatever he says is Right’.” All the...

Call Me A Doctor

A young man was standing in the middle of a street and shouting. Young man: Call me a doctor. Call me a doctor. Passer-by(anxiously): What’s the matter with you? Are you feeling sick? Young man(haapily): No, I just graduated from medical...

Little Johnny

At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were...

Tech Jokes

Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there’s still hope: 1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the flood of calls asking where the “Any” key...

Orang Jepang dan Cina

Ada kisah seorang Cina dengan seorang Jepang yang saling tak mengerti bahasa mereka masing-masing pergi ke restoran makan bersama. Dengan bahasa Inggris seadanya mereka saling menyetujui makanan yang dipesan dan ketika makanan datang mereka mulai makan. Setiap kali...