While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a
very angry woman stormed up to her desk..
“Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday,” she
The doctor came out and tried to calm her down.
“I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing,”
“Why do you think your wig was taken here?”
“After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-
looking and ugly.
It surely was not the one I came in wearing!”
“I think,” explained the surgeon gently, “that means your cataract
operation was a success.”