A radical feminist gets on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.

“Here we go again,” she thinks to herself. “Yet another man attempting to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat,” and she pushes him back onto the seat.

A minute passes and the man tries to get up again. She’s insulted again and refuses to allow him to get up.

This happens several times over the next few minutes.

Finally, the man pleads, “Lady, please, you have to let me get up. I’m already a couple of miles past my stop!”