Few Words of English

A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge.

“Your Honor,” his lawyer said, “I feel it is very unfair for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in this city only a few days ago and barely knows his way around. What’s more, he is only able to speak a few words of English.”

The judge looked sternly at the defendant and asked, “How much English do you speak?”

The defendant looked up and replied, “Give me your wallet!”