When the ark’s door was closed Noah called a meeting with all the

animals. “Listen up!” Noah said with a demanding voice. “There will

be NO sèx on this trip. All of you males take off your male-organ

and hand it in to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a

receipt. After we see land, you can get your ‘equipment’ back.”

After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife’s cage and

was very excited. “Quick!” he said. “Get on my shoulders and

look out the window to see if there is any land out there!”

Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders and looked out the window.

“Sorry, no land yet.”

“Damn!” and out went Mr. Rabbit.

This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him.

“What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty

days and nights. Only after the water had drained will we be

able to see land. But why are you acting so excited every day?”

“Look!” said Mr. Rabbit with a sly expression,

as he held out a piece of paper.