When the ark’s door was closed Noah called a meeting with all the
animals. “Listen up!” Noah said with a demanding voice. “There will
be NO sèx on this trip. All of you males take off your male-organ
and hand it in to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a
receipt. After we see land, you can get your ‘equipment’ back.”
After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife’s cage and
was very excited. “Quick!” he said. “Get on my shoulders and
look out the window to see if there is any land out there!”
Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders and looked out the window.
“Sorry, no land yet.”
“Damn!” and out went Mr. Rabbit.
This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him.
“What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty
days and nights. Only after the water had drained will we be
able to see land. But why are you acting so excited every day?”
“Look!” said Mr. Rabbit with a sly expression,
as he held out a piece of paper.
“I GOT THE HORSE’S RECEIPT!!”