Adjust your monitor so that the brightness
level lights up the entire work area. Insist
to others that you like it that way.

Encourage your colleagues to join you in
a little synchronized chair dancing.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.
Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine
addictions, switch to expresso.

Find out where your boss shops
and buy exactly the same outfits.

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.