Husband & Wife – Talk About Husband

One woman told another : “My neighbour is always speaking ill of her
husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but
have I ever said anything bad about him?”


Husband & Wife – Love To Do

A wife, one evening, drew her husband’s attention to the couple next
door and said,

“Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every
time they meet. Why don’t you do that?”

“I would love to.” Replied the husband. “But I don’t know her well


Husband & Wife – No Answer Back

A man was telling his friends, “When my wife is infuriated, she starts
shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares
answer her.”

One of his friends asked.”And when you are angry, what do you do?” The
man replied, “I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the
house and none of them dares to answer back.


Husband & Wife – Come Home Late

A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came
home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.

“Take my advice,” said the neighbour, “and do what I did. Once my
husband came home at three o’clock in the morning, and from my bed I
called out: “Is that you, Jim?” And that cured him.

“Cured him !” asked the woman, “but how?” The neighbour said, “You
see, his name is Bill.”


Husband & Wife – Problem Father

“You looked troubled,” I told my friend, “what’s your problem?” He

“I’m going to be a father.” “But that’s wonderful,” I said. “What’s
wonderful? My wife doesn’t know about it yet