INTELLIGENCE OF SARDAR
1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.
Sardar : Gandhi was a great man, I dont know who is Jayanthi.
2. Sardar : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All IndiaRadio.
3. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on thecomputer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
4. On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
5. Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
6. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
7. Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardar : Every year.
8. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
9. Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Whole body born in punjab. (ultimate)
10. How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.