ontaAn arab being interviewed at the US Embassy.

CONSUL : “Your name, please. ?”

ARAB : “Abdul Aziz.”

CONSUL : “Sex.?”

ARAB : “SIX times a week.”

CONSUL : “I mean, male or female. ?”

ARAB : “Both male & female & sometimes even camels.”

CONSUL : “Holy cow !”

ARAB : “Yes, cows & dogs too.”

CONSUL : “Man, isn’t that hostile ?”

ARAB : “Horse style, dog style, any style !”

CONSUL : “Oh dear !”

ARAB : “Deer ? No deer, they run too fast….!!