Italian Grandmother

An Italian  grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who
is coming to visit with his wife.

“You comma to da fronta door of apartmenta. I’m inna apartmenta 301.
Ther’sa bigga panel atta front door. Wid’ you elbow pusha da button 301.
I Buzza you in.

“Comma inside, the elevator is onna da right. Get in, ana’ wid’ you
elbow pusha 3.  Whenna you get out, I’mma onna the left. Wid’ you elbow,
hit my doorbell.”

“Grandma, that  sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these  buttons
with my elbow?”
“What . . . . .. You comma empty handed?”

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