Versi Titanic
You Jump I jump
Versi ngajak-ngajak
I want to jump…anybody else want to jump?
Versi pemimpin
I jump…all of you jump after me!
Versi pengikut
We will jump after you jump
Versi penakut
You jump…tell me if it is ok, then I jump
Versi ogah-ogahan
I’ve already jumped last time, now it is your turn to jump
Versi iklan
You should jump because every celebrities and famous people jump
Versi programmer
If ( you.jump( ) ) then ( I.jump ( ) )
Versi logika implikasi
If you jump then I jump that means if you don’t jump I might still jump
YA WRONG THOOOOOOHHH
Versi Max
You jump…hmmmmm I jump deh
Versi nggak percayaan
You jump…are you sure? no kidding? promise?
Versi penjudi
We’ll throw a coin, if it is head I jump, if it is tail you jump
Versi Tarzan baru kenal Jane
“You Jump, Me Tarzan.”
Versi Forest Gump
“My name is Jump, Forest Jump.”
Versi film Catatan Si Boy
‘Kamu ke-jump banget, Boy!”
Versi 007
“My name Bond, Jump’s Bond.”
Versi Waktu
Jump sabaraha?” “Jump 10 kurang 5.”
Versi Buah-buahan
Jump-bu monyet,
jump-bu klutuk
jump-bu batu
jump-bu air
dan jump-bu – jump-bu lainnya tak iye
Versi Betawi
Ini die Abang…Jump-pang!
Versi korban tindak kekerasan
Toolloooooooooooooooooooongng……jump-bret !!!!
Versi Dukun Pelet
Nih gua kasih jumpe-jumpe, biar die tergile-gile ame elu
Versi Ayu Gendong
Jump-u,Mas…kuat lelaki apa kuat makan…?
Versi Pedagang Kaki Lima
Di jump-in nggak luntur…luntur nggak dijump-in !!!
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