Now All Ladies Staff At Kuala Lumpur Airport Must Have Good Command Of English.
One day, John Smith from USA arrived at Kuala Lumpur International Airport.
After he checked out from the customs, he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one.
When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance.
When he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese (“sey kok”).
The John Smith wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to “see the cock” before entering the toilet?
So he said “no” but the lady insisted.
Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her.
The lady said “No! No! Duit, Duit!” (money in Malay),
But John Smith misunderstood again and thought that she said “Do it! Do it!”
So he asked, “Now? Here?”
The lady replied “Yes, yes!” because she doesn’t quite understand English.
John Smith thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he stripped the lady and made love to her.
The lady started screaming and shouted, “SAKIT! SAKIT!” (pain in Malay), and John Smith thought it was “SUCK IT! SUCK IT!”
He said “OK! I will suck it for you” and took both breasts and suck them too.
The lady again screamed “TUHAN TUHAN” (OH MY GOD….in Malay).
John Smith misunderstood again. “Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I’ll be gentler a bit,” he replied.
Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help,
“TOLONG! TOLONG!”
John Smith replied, “Not too long, just 6 inches only.”
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