Seeing Mr.Anuragh depressed his wife asks:”why are you sad?”
Anuragh:I lost Rs 500 in a bet.
Wife:How?
Anuragh :I bet on India cricket match for 300, but it lost”
Wife:But you said bet was for Rs. 500!
Anuragh :I again bet for India for 200 during highlights

S and B were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.
S said “These look like tiger tracks,”
B said: “No, they look like horse tracks.”
They argued and argued, and they were still arguing when the train hit them.