Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs..
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards !
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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.
Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.
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How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
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Santa: I have swallowed a Key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
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Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in the line said:
I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Santa: U r wrong.. It’s 1394.
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