Titanic was sinking.

An Englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs..

Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?

Santa: Downwards !


Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.
Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.


How did Santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.


Santa: I have swallowed a Key.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.


Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Banta, who was just behind him in the line said:

I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.

Santa: U r wrong.. It’s 1394.