Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path
Q: What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
A: Quatro sinko.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
A: They all have phones.
Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: They’re trying to get away from the noise.
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Boil the hell out of it.
She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.”
National Dyslexics Association.
A nervous wreck.