One Sunday afternoon, a guy walked into a bar with his pet dog. The
bartender said, “Sorry, pal. No pets allowed.”

The man replied, “This is a special dog. Turn on the (insert the name
of a football team you wish to lampoon) game and you’ll see.”

The bartender, anxious to see what would happen, turned on the game.

The guy said, “Watch. Whenever they score a field goal, my dog does
flips.” The team kept scoring field goals and the dog responded by
flipping and jumping.

“Wow! That’s one hell of a dog you got there,” the bartender
commented. “What happens when they score a touchdown?” he asked.

“I don’t know,” the man replied, “I’ve only had him for seven years.”