Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death

Passionate: The young boy in his PASSIONATE all his Halloween candy in
one day.

The short summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us. We
won. Let’s eat.

Brittany Spears: Weapons used in first English invasion of northern
France. (Richard Lederer)

Old Elvis Impersonators never die, they just get out of sequins.

Headline: Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

ANSWER: Deep freeze.
QUESTION: Name an Eskimo porno film.
(Johnny Carson as “Carnac The Magnificent”)