Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death
Passionate: The young boy in his PASSIONATE all his Halloween candy in
The short summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us. We
won. Let’s eat.
Brittany Spears: Weapons used in first English invasion of northern
France. (Richard Lederer)
Old Elvis Impersonators never die, they just get out of sequins.
Headline: Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
ANSWER: Deep freeze.
QUESTION: Name an Eskimo porno film.
(Johnny Carson as “Carnac The Magnificent”)