An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for. She was so upset that she went up to the man and said, “I was going to park there!”

The man, being a real smart alec, said, “Oh, well, that’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”

This made the lady even angrier, so she got in her car, backed up, pressed on the gas and plowed right into his Mercedes. The young man raced back to his car and exclaimed, “What did you go and do that for?”

The little old lady replied, “That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich!”