Bernie and Esther were not the most religious Jews and in fact
they really only went to Temple once a year. As they were leaving
the Temple, the Rabbi said, “Bernie, it sure would be nice to see
you and Esther here more than once a year!”

“I know,” replied Bernie, “but at least we keep the Ten

“That’s great,” the Rabbi said. “I’m glad to hear that you keep
the Commandments.”

“Yep,” Bernie said proudly, “Esther keeps six of them and I keep
the other four.”