Texas rancher

A Texas rancher and his wife were arguing while touring Paris.

They were hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.

When the waiter arrived, the rancher said,” I’ll have a BIG THICK PORTERHOUSE STEAK.”

The waiter replied, “Monsieur, what about Ze Mad Cow?

” He replied, “She’ll have a Salad.”

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