On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher
The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers .
The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a
pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big,
heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking
a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and
tasted it. “Is it wine?” she guessed.;
“No,” the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked, “Champagne?”
“No,” said the little boy…
“I give up,” she said. “What is it?”
The boy replied, “It’s a puppy