The First Day of School

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher

The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers .

The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a
pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big,
heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking
a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and
tasted it. “Is it wine?” she guessed.;

“No,” the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, “Champagne?”

“No,” said the little boy…

“I give up,” she said. “What is it?”

The boy replied, “It’s a puppy