Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: “You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation, A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. Later my father married my stepdaughter. That made my step daughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father’s son, but he was also the son of my wife’s daughter which made him my wife’s grand-son. That made me the grand-father of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grand-mother. This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father’s wife, I’m my step-mother’s brother-in-law, my wife is her own child’s aunt, my son is my father’s nephew and I’m My own grandfather! And you think you have family problems!”