Don’t Mess With A Woman

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man, That’s interesting....

Stranded on a Deserted Island

Introductions A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere: A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman B. 2 French men and 1 French woman C. 2 German men and 1 German woman D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek...

Bush Joke

Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, “Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed.” “OH NO!” Bush exclaims. “That’s terrible!” His staff sits stunned at this display of...

Batman in Caught

this story is a about a guy who goes to a police station to make a report and here is the starting of the story Man: ” Hi sir, I would like to complain about one of your police officer, who have assaulted me at the cafe.” Sergeant: ” Can I have your...

Family Problems

Once two men sat in a bar drinking. The first one said to the other ,”I have a hell lot of family problems.” The second one said ,”I’ll tell you mine. I married a widow having a young daughter. My father married my daughter and so my father...

Re-arranged words

PRINCESS DIANA When you rearrange the letters: END IS A CAR SPIN MONICA LEWINSKY When you rearrange the letters: NICE SILKY WOMAN DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROO M ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION When you...