Mar 25, 2008 | Joke |
Here are a few suggested phrases: For the chronically absent: “A man like him is hard to find.” “It seemed her career was just taking off.” For the office drunk: “I feel his real talent is wasted here.” “We generally found him...
Mar 24, 2008 | Joke |
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll...
Mar 23, 2008 | Joke |
A dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
Mar 22, 2008 | Joke |
A mental hospital was critically overcrowded. The doctor decides to get all the patients seated in one large room to conduct a test to see how many they discharge that day. At the front of the room the Doctors took some chalk and drew a full size door on a Blackboard...
Mar 22, 2008 | Joke |
Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a very famous artist. She told the artist, “Paint me with 3- carat diamond earrings, a large diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful red ruby pendant.” “But ma’am,...
Mar 21, 2008 | Joke |
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.” She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly. He...
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