Apr 2, 2008 | Joke |
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: “Using...
Apr 2, 2008 | Joke |
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married–for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s...
Apr 2, 2008 | Joke |
Each day when I would come home from work I would drop to my knees and ask my 4-year-old son if he wanted to box. I wanted him to learn how to protect himself, so we would spar around for a few minutes before supper. One day my wife and I took our son to get new...
Apr 1, 2008 | Joke |
An Irishman named Darren went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Darren in the eye, and said, “I`ve some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it can`t be cured. I`d give you two weeks to a month to...
Apr 1, 2008 | Joke |
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my...
Apr 1, 2008 | Joke |
Husband shopping center was opened where a woman could go to choose from among many men, to be her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was once you opened the to any...
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